I'm retiring from Facebook Fight Club

So, I added the Fight Club app on facebook...and it's annoyingly addictive...and it's not even a video game. no rapid-fire button pressing. no animation. just win or loss based on some algorithm. or more likely, a random roll of the virtual dice.

anyhow, so, despite the lack of interactivity or requirement of skill, i've been training my fighter, that cr@zy b!tch (really, are you surprised by the name) and i had a perfect fight record.

47 wins, 0 losses baby. i was openin' up cans of whoop-@$$ chun li style.

then, one fateful day, i met my match...this one fighter, with a name that just said...if you lose, it won't be good, but if you win, it'll actually be even worse for you....and i *knew* i shouldn't have started the fight...but i couldn't help it...i am, that cr@zy b!tch, so i had to press my luck.

and as luck may have it, i was defeated. smote down if you will.

and the name of this fighter that defeated me and shattered my perfect fight club recored was....

wait for it...

ALLAH.

no i'm serious.

welcome, to my life. just when i get all cocky and start to believe my own hype....here come ALLAH, to remind me of humility.

appropriately humbled, i am now retiring from fight club.