cougar in training
so, i still get carded. all of the time. and not in that cute, i know you're on the dark side of your 20's so let me flatter you way...but in that, there is NO way you're old enough to drink, and i think this id is fake, kind of way....
so, i'm used to people thinking i'm forever 21...but this was a little ridiculous.
so i'm at peets having a late morning coffee date with this guy who's about 33. and his friend comes up and is like, hey, is this your niece? and i just kinda looked at him like, "huh? niece?"
and my friend was like, no she's not my niece...
so then the other guy looks at my friend all suspicious, looks at me, then looks at my friend and says "oh you better not!" like he was about to report him to "to catch a predator"
and i was like "WTF?" that was weird.
so then i saw the guy in peets the next day and he was like, so how old are you? and i was like, dude, i'm 27...closin in on the big three oh. ...don't be fooled by the wide eyes and innocent smile... he was like, no way...i thought you were 16.
and i was like really, 16? nice, that means i've got at least another 15 years before i'm the old woman in the club...and even better, since my face is frozen in time and stuck at 17, i'm going to make one hell of a cougar!
what's my secret?
grey goose and cynicism.
so, i'm used to people thinking i'm forever 21...but this was a little ridiculous.
so i'm at peets having a late morning coffee date with this guy who's about 33. and his friend comes up and is like, hey, is this your niece? and i just kinda looked at him like, "huh? niece?"
and my friend was like, no she's not my niece...
so then the other guy looks at my friend all suspicious, looks at me, then looks at my friend and says "oh you better not!" like he was about to report him to "to catch a predator"
and i was like "WTF?" that was weird.
so then i saw the guy in peets the next day and he was like, so how old are you? and i was like, dude, i'm 27...closin in on the big three oh. ...don't be fooled by the wide eyes and innocent smile... he was like, no way...i thought you were 16.
and i was like really, 16? nice, that means i've got at least another 15 years before i'm the old woman in the club...and even better, since my face is frozen in time and stuck at 17, i'm going to make one hell of a cougar!
what's my secret?
grey goose and cynicism.
posted by techdiva at
7:36 PM
1 Comments:
LOL. dont worry i get the "you look barely old enough to drive" lines all the time. especially since i shaved off the facial hair im back to looking Sam circa. 1998! LOL. aw well, blessed are those with the young looks, and people like you and i will keep dropping jaws, turning heads and catching eyes from our fans well into our 60's. i think the only time i was ever offended was trying to buy a drink at the miami airport. the bartender rejected my id and promptly told me to exit cause apparently my FL Id was a fake. although her verification methods werent much than a half assed glance at my ID.
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